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Reopening the Wormhole is a weekly podcast in which three Deep Space Nine obsessives tackle a randomly selected episode from the series and analyze all the things they love and hate about it. Each week, they'll try to determine the funniest lines out of context, deliver their very official review scores and much more! Make sure to stick around until the end, so you don't miss it when they spin the Dabo wheel to reveal next week's episode! 

Featuring Jack Stovold, Sam Stovold and Kevin Young 

Jun 28, 2018

Ahh, If Wishes Were Horses.  What is there to say about it?  It’s got the Dancing Man from Twin Peaks as Rumpelstiltzkin, it’s got Buck Bokai, it’s got Bashir’s sex fantasies, it’s got Gunji Jackdaws… that’s pretty much everything, so we just decided to waste/enhance everyone’s time by talking about Ninja Turtles and how hard/easy they are to differentiate, classic Konami arcade side-scrolling beat-‘em-ups, how appropriate or not Bashir’s fantasies are, the surprising similarities between Gunji Jackdaws and emus, dumb Trek animal analogies, and, ahhh, BASEBALL.  If podcasts were Gunji Jackdaws, ROTWeilers would… listen?  Sure, why not, makes as much sense as anything in this episode.