Jack surprises us by having our old buddy Kregg Castillo join us out of the blue for our second installment of Ferengi Talk! We’ve got a lot to unpackage today, from Tulaberries to Grand Nagus Zek’s ear hair to to the shadowy Dominion to the complicated female politics of Ferenginar. Along the way, we think about more actors that would be cool Jokers, we try to draw connections between this episode and The Graduate (despite the fact that none of has seen it), Wallace Shawn stops by to giggle at us and we talk at length about Ferengi boobs and their important role in the Star Trek universe and in pop culture as a whole.

Also, be sure to check out Potion Seller if you wanna know what we're talking about, and let's see if we can get this baby up to a billion views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A